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A day at TASER

I went to visit TASER last week, always a good time (Just a friendly recommendation, check the urinals before using them.) We have doing business with TASER for a long time. The model shown in the picture is an X3. It can shoot 3 electrodes.  It also uses 3 PSoCs. (I am trying to get them to go to four.) As you can see the gun still gives off gianormous arcs after being shot. It also has a laser pointer. Apparrently that itself may be enough deterrent. Sure feels good to just hold this little puppy. Apparently many of the employees have voluntarily been TASED and they keep offering the chance to me. I politely decline while thinking, “ARE YOU FRICKEN NUTS?” The only way I will voluntarily get TASED is for money. This is what I am thinking. I would post on this blog a video of me getting TASED if you guy sent in enough cash. What I am thinking is donations to the Taser Foundation for the Fallen Officer. Statistically about 160 officers are killed on duty each year. Their average fallen officer is 35 and is married with 3 children. That would be an awful age to lose a Dad. The foundation gives the families grants to help with the immediate costs. I thought maybe setting up something for the New Year. If there is enough interest I will set a financial goal for the year. If reached I get toasted. Would that interest any of you? (Hell I know people in Cypress that would cough up the dough just to see me fry).

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